Showing posts with label Video Games. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Video Games. Show all posts

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Lego Batman 2: DC Superheroes

Yup, a 27 year old who still fucking loves the lego games.
Fair warning kids: this review is not appropriate for younger readers.  You think it'd be obvious from the my use of the word fuck in the first line.

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Fable 3

What's this? Microsoft giving out a game for free? That's my kind of price tag!

SPOILERS

Friday, June 28, 2013

Borderlands 2 DLC: Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep

ROLL FOR INITIATIVE SUCKAS!

*slow clap* Well done Gearbox.  Well fucking done.

SPOILERS SMELL LIKE DEAD PEOPLE AND BUTTS.

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Bioshock

Am I super late to the party? Yes.  Was it worth every second? Very Yes.

WOULD YOU KINDLY NOT BITCH ABOUT SPOILERS? I'm going to do my best not to with this one other than minor-ly but no promises

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Little Inferno

From the makers of World of Goo, I give you a fireplace simulator. OK I promise its way better than I just made it sound.

Friday, February 8, 2013

Red Dead Redemption


*dun-na na na, waa waa waa.  Dun na na na, waa waa waa*

Ok so whistling a classic movie theme doesn't work in a blog.  But the composition I tried to transcribe worse than a google voice mail up there is a theme song we all know.  Even if we don't like the genre or have never seen the movie.  It scores a classic of American Cinema.  The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.  

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Borderlands 2


Oz, Why?  Why do you keep playing FPSRPG's if they're the combination of the two genre's you're worst at?

Because they aren't Call of Duty.

Welcome to Pandora.

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Mass Effect


2007.  A simpler time.  I wasn't out of college.  My gaming life consisted of World of Warcraft...and World of Warcraft.  Playstation 2 was still alive and well.  Guitar Hero/Rock Band were new and exciting.  Ah...nostalgia.