Lego Batman 2: DC Superheroes

Yup, a 27 year old who still fucking loves the lego games.
Fair warning kids: this review is not appropriate for younger readers.  You think it'd be obvious from the my use of the word fuck in the first line.

Civilization 5

I AM GODDDDDDD!

Surgeon Simulator 2013

Yay Bandwagons.

Borderlands 2 DLC: Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep

ROLL FOR INITIATIVE SUCKAS!

*slow clap* Well done Gearbox.  Well fucking done.

SPOILERS SMELL LIKE DEAD PEOPLE AND BUTTS.

The QTE: Inglourious Basterds

I know it's been a while folks.  How about a review of Inglourious Basterds or how World War II should have happened?

THERES A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR PEOPLE WHO WASTE GOOD SPOILER WARNINGS

The QTE:Death Proof

Welcome back to the QTE: Next up, the half double feature...Grindhouse's second segment, DEATHPROOF.

Movie 43

Let's look at this the poster hall we? Look at all those actors.  Some really big names there.  More gold in their Oscars combined than probably still exists in America.  Look at the smiles and quirky indie look.  This has to be the greatest, most feel-good, art house movie of all time right?

The QTE Part 4: Jackie Brown

How did I not think of shortening the title to QTE's before?  Thats right folks, this is now officially the "Quentin Tarantino Experiment" or for short QTE, just like those evens in video games that get you killed.  The frantic style of a QTE fits Tarantino's directing style.  Match made in Heaven.  But you're not here for that.  You're here for the next installment of my ramblings!

FarCry 3 Review

Hmmm… FarCry 3 what can I say about this game?

Fucking Awesome! Comes to mind but I don't think that that wholly appropriate statement quite does this game justice.