Let's look at this the poster hall we? Look at all those actors. Some really big names there. More gold in their Oscars combined than probably still exists in America. Look at the smiles and quirky indie look. This has to be the greatest, most feel-good, art house movie of all time right?
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Saturday, January 26, 2013
The QTE: Kill Bill Vol 1 (part 5)
Welcome back to your favorite review series and mine: THE QUENTIN TARANTINO EXPERIMENT! On today's very special episode, we'll see what happens when Oz watches Kill Bill: Vol. 1.
WARNING: IF YOU BITCH ABOUT SPOILERS YOU WILL BE GETTING THE SAKE FOR THE NEXT 30 YEARS.
Friday, January 25, 2013
Byword for OS X
When I was a Windows user, the first piece of software I would install after the quarterly nuke and pave of my system was WinAmp. The second thing to be installed was usually Microsoft Word. Sometime in second year university though, around the time that I started writing real lab reports with somewhat complicated mathematical expressions, I finally got sick of the Equation Editor that came with Word and went off in search of a better way. Eventually, I fell in love with LaTeX and the beautiful looking documents it produced, all without the horror of having your document repaginate itself and break an equation every time you changed a section header. When I first transitioned from Windows (XP Pro x64 thank you very much) to Mac a couple of years ago, one of the first things I noticed was that there was a real movement singing the praises of plain text and Markdown. After my experiences with Word and LaTeX, I could see their point. Human readability and future-proofing are both good things.
There is no shortage of text editors available for the Mac. Each one has its own features and shortcomings depending on what your particular usage of the application is. Byword by Metaclassy is a full screen, distraction free text editor very much in the spirit of WriteRoom. The biggest difference between Byword and WriteRoom is that Byword is much more locked down in terms of options - you get to pick: (a) your font, (b) light or dark colour scheme, and (c) one of three document widths - that’s pretty much it for options.
Unlike WriteRoom, however, Byword has been built very much with Markdown in mind. Byword renders both Gruber standard Markdown and Fletcher Penney’s MultiMarkdown in an interesting and appealing way. Rather than highlighting Markdown to stand out from the rest of the text as a code editor would, Byword actually lowlights Markdown tags by making them only a few shades of grey different from the background. Initially I found this a bit weird at first, because up to this point I was doing the majority of my text work in TextWrangler. After a week or so of use I’m mostly managing to get used to it.
Where Byword really shines is in full screen mode. On my 27 inch iMac, my usual mode of writing involved having TextWrangler and Safari open side by each. When I started using Byword, I tried using it this way as well and it just didn’t feel right. When I switched to full screen view, however, things just clicked into place and in my opinion looked quite sharp. I haven’t seen Byword on a retina display myself, but those who have say that it does look good. In full screen mode, Byword truly is a minimalist app. The only thing you see other than text on the screen is a small information bar at the bottom of the screen showing you what kind of document you are editing, a word count, and a character count.
The intentional minimalism of Byword’s interface is its main attraction, and this is paired with an equally minimal but well chosen set of accessory features. Byword allows you to change your focus mode from whole document, to paragraph, to line. Changing to paragraph or line focus mode dims out everything other than the element actively being edited. I’m not sure if I would necessarily want to write like this all of the time, but in a busy document with a lot of formatting and links I can see where this would be handy, especially for proofreading.
Typewriter mode, as the name implies, makes Byword behave somewhat like a typewriter by fixing the position of the line being edited to the middle of the window, rather than moving top to bottom as with a traditional text editor. This may not necessarily be a flashy killer feature, but it does show that the designers and developers at Metaclassy are paying attention to details and getting things right. Another example of their designers and developers getting small things right is auto-wrap. If you select a word or block of text, typing a bracket or quote automatically wraps the text with that symbol. This doesn’t apply, however, to the back tick (`) character, which is strange because that character is used in Markdown to denote an inline segment of code.
Byword is fully enhanced for OS X Lion and Mountain Lion featuring support for iCloud, full screen, autosave, and versioning. The companion iOS app integrates seamlessly through iCloud and has built in support for TextExpander touch. Win. Previewing documents is straightforward with Byword’s built-in HTML preview mode for MultiMarkdown documents. You don’t necessarily need a separate previewer such as Marked, but running them side by side certainly is a pleasure. Getting your text out of Byword is pretty simple too. In addition to being able to save documents by default to plain text (with either .txt or .md file extensions), you can also export your file to LaTeX, PDF, HTML, RTF, or if you really must, Word.
I was only lukewarm about Byword when I first started writing this review. I just didn’t like the interface compared to TextWrangler and the whole idea of taking away customizability was just weird. I have to admit though, that after making a real effort to actually use Byword for a long piece of writing, I kind of like it. After I switched to a fixed-width font, I liked it even more. Byword’s most notable feature is a complete lack of visually loud things cluttering up your view and breaking your focus. For me, this wasn’t enough of a feature to sell me on Byword. I could get that from Vim. What actually sold me on Byword was the visual elegance of the app combined with thoughtful features that make writing a pleasure, rather than a potential exercise in technical support.
I Suppose You're All Wondering...
Hi all!
I just wanted to stop in and introduce myself to those who don’t know me. My name is Phae and I’m a professional driver and enthusiastic amateur coder from the frozen tundra ofLambeau Field Canada. I’m a somewhat regular contributor to the Transmissions From The Bunker podcast. I also have my own blog, Vegans With Typewriters, where I document the solutions I’ve found for problems nobody really has.
When I heard that Oz was starting up a review site I thought, “Hey, I have stuff to say about things” so here I am. I’m a Mac and iOS user1 so I’ll most likely be concentrating on apps for that platform.2
You can follow me on twitter @phae_girl, email me at feedback at veganswithtypewriters.com, or if you want to leave me a creepy voice mail, you can do that too at (931) 922–2661.
I just wanted to stop in and introduce myself to those who don’t know me. My name is Phae and I’m a professional driver and enthusiastic amateur coder from the frozen tundra of
When I heard that Oz was starting up a review site I thought, “Hey, I have stuff to say about things” so here I am. I’m a Mac and iOS user1 so I’ll most likely be concentrating on apps for that platform.2
You can follow me on twitter @phae_girl, email me at feedback at veganswithtypewriters.com, or if you want to leave me a creepy voice mail, you can do that too at (931) 922–2661.
Thursday, January 24, 2013
Morrison's Bat Epic
Ye gods. Ok folks. I love the fucking god-damn Batman. There's no other way to put it. I grew up right when Burton hit it big and the stellar animated series came out. Hell I even watched the old Adam West show before TAS existed. I loved it. Me and the Dark Knight have always had a great relationship. Rarely have I been disappointed in my consumption of all things bat-related (to borrow an old bit? BAT NIPPLES? BAT.....NIPPLES!). If I posted commenting on all things Batman, we'd be here until 2014.
Saturday, January 19, 2013
Mass Effect
2007. A simpler time. I wasn't out of college. My gaming life consisted of World of Warcraft...and World of Warcraft. Playstation 2 was still alive and well. Guitar Hero/Rock Band were new and exciting. Ah...nostalgia.
Thursday, January 17, 2013
The QTE Part 4: Jackie Brown
How did I not think of shortening the title to QTE's before? Thats right folks, this is now officially the "Quentin Tarantino Experiment" or for short QTE, just like those evens in video games that get you killed. The frantic style of a QTE fits Tarantino's directing style. Match made in Heaven. But you're not here for that. You're here for the next installment of my ramblings!
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Sunday, January 13, 2013
Adventure Time Season 1
I have a confession to make. I'm 26 years old and still love cartoons. Everyone always told me I'd grow out of them but honestly? They just got funnier. I get the celebrity references, the subtle winks to life, the absurdity that goes so far that it becomes a perfect allegory of life. I've loved cartoons my whole life and nothing's changed. Not in a creepy kind of way like Joey on Full House, but I still regularly will park my TV on one of the channels that shows "classic" cartoons (Boomerang/Nicktoons TV) when a show I enjoy is on.
Saturday, January 12, 2013
The Tarantino Experiment: Pulp Fiction (Part 3)
Hm. I linked the photo above without really looking at it. Samuel L without the jheri curl is blasphemy. Also, someone gave them all meth or have the zoom settings fucked up on their TV because they all look really tall and skinny.
Sunday, January 6, 2013
The Tarantino Experiment: Reservoir Dogs (Part 2)
Oddly as I thought about how to open the review of this movie, distant memories began to float in. Perhaps being 7-8 years old and this movie being on Fox on the weekends during the day. I remember being confused because I was told it was an action movie about cops and robbers and it was just in one room. Strange memories on this night (thats a Fear and Loathing reference folks). But anyway, this is the Tarantino movie I've seen the most times and the only one I actually own. Actually I own a really cool special edition of it that can be seen below. Get it? The case is a gas can! The DVD sleeves are matches from the diner! Fantastic! What's funny? I actually really do like this special edition and how it was set up. Usually a special edition just throws in a couple of extra features and re-does the box art. I dig the fact they put in some effort and it was different from anything else I own. But this isn't a DVD review, this is a movie review! GET ON WITH IT!
Cards Against Humanity review
Auschwitz.
That was the word on the first card I pulled out of the deck on this game. My immediate reaction was roaring laughter followed by the thought "I have to play this game now".
This not a game for republicans, the overly religious, or what we internet folk call "normals". This evil little black box of cards, full of dead baby and racism jokes, IS NOT for people who have a line for humor.
I assure you that line will be crossed, and it only gets worse/funnier depending on the people you play with.
For example I played this wonderful game with my larp group (an interesting collection of individuals) for the first time, and this was a combo that won
Black card: I pulled ______ out of ______
White card: Elf cum, Gogurt
Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha haha ahahah haaha hah!
Needless to say the whole endeavor of the game was one of the best times of my life with friends. So I highly suggest that if you and your friends have horrible minds, like I do, you should pick this party game up.
The game is awesomely available for the low low price of free as a downloadable PDF at http://cardsagainsthumanity.com/ or you can buy the nice box set for a reasonable 25$
-Factualvermin
Saturday, January 5, 2013
The Tarantino Experiment
I imagine if you're reading this blog, you know who that guy in the suit is. He's actually more responsible for 90's culture than I really want to admit and has been parodied in I dont know how many formats. And for as long as I can remember, I've despised him. He talks fast, he's a prick in most interviews I've seen, and he thinks he's the best director since before Spielberg went senile.
iCatcher! app review
Podcast have been a major feature of my life for the past few years, almost completely replacing television as my main form of media consumption. In fact they are usually far more entertaining than the majority of television entertainment anyway.
FarCry 3 Review
Hmmm… FarCry 3 what can I say about this game?
Fucking Awesome! Comes to mind but I don't think that that wholly appropriate statement quite does this game justice.
Reviewer Introduction
Who is this "slightly" overweight short fellow you see lurking, looking for trouble in the dark corners of an internet backwater planet, you ask yourself?
Well that hooligan in a gas-mask, and black coat would be none other than the infamous Factualvermin.
The guy who is looking to bring you the reviews you deserve, not the reviews you need.
I digress, because I'm starting to ramble here, one fine internet morning while roaming the twitter I found that an internet acquaintance of mine (Oz) was looking to start a review blog.
''Well" I thought to myself. "I can help with that" ect. and so forth, now I'm here.
I'm not asking anyone to expect great quality out of my writing (I'll do my best) or even insightful useful reviews, but I am going to ask you to swallow a pill, and follow me down the rabbit hole with Oz because you never know where it might lead
The vermins' gear: PS3 with hd conection, pelican triggers, fps freeks, 37in lcd vizio, turtle beach px21.
-Factualvermin
Well that hooligan in a gas-mask, and black coat would be none other than the infamous Factualvermin.
The guy who is looking to bring you the reviews you deserve, not the reviews you need.
I digress, because I'm starting to ramble here, one fine internet morning while roaming the twitter I found that an internet acquaintance of mine (Oz) was looking to start a review blog.
''Well" I thought to myself. "I can help with that" ect. and so forth, now I'm here.
I'm not asking anyone to expect great quality out of my writing (I'll do my best) or even insightful useful reviews, but I am going to ask you to swallow a pill, and follow me down the rabbit hole with Oz because you never know where it might lead
The vermins' gear: PS3 with hd conection, pelican triggers, fps freeks, 37in lcd vizio, turtle beach px21.
-Factualvermin
The Mandatory Intro Blog
So here we are again fair denizens of the internet.
Welcome to yet another half-cocked idea from the mind of Oz.
Who the fuck is Oz you ask?
Well that could be a long story. Let's keep this simple so we can get to brass tacks. Lets suffice it to say I'm a guy in his 20 somethings. I live in the part of the lovely 'Murican contiguum known as the Bible Belt. I am a nerd. I own a Macbook Pro and an Xbox 360.
For awhile, I had a podcast with a few friends. We ranted together, cracked vulgar jokes, and reviewed the media we had consumed that week. It quickly died when I didn't want to learn how to sound edit. We only had a few listeners and there was little if not no outrage when we disappeared.
In the years since, I've missed the idea. I even semi-resurrected the idea on a friend's blog/podcast hub (the-bunker.net) for awhile. The blog was supposedly going to be a joint blog of a few friends, reviewing things at random intervals when they had time. Well, then real life happened. Time became less prevalent. Updates stopped. Again.
For years, I've been starting blogs and they keep failing after a week or two. I think my issue is they never have a theme. I never have a specific idea behind it other than "place to spew my mindwords onto a small section of the interwebs people may stumble across." This is my plan to change that.
Welcome to "Reviews without Legs". The idea here? Whatever I watch, play, read, and possibly even taste/drink is going to get written up in some format. Did I say I? I meant we. I'm going to bring some friends along.
Are these reviews going to be grand treatises on the effect our media has on our society as a whole? Definitely not. Are they going to be expertly written? Probably not. Are they going to be entertaining Hopefully most of the time. Are the reviews going to have spoilers? Most likely yes. Are they going to be honest? Always yes. We aren't journalists and we aren't being endorsed or selling ad space. Every one who writes on this site will be writing to share their opinion, not to plug or sell copies. Nothing more, nothing less.
With all that being said, welcome and stick around for awhile. We don't bite, unless you're into that sort of thing.
Shalom Madrefuckers
-Oz
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