John Dies at the End: Book Review

John Dies at the End is one of those rare kind of books that a reader comes across very few times in ones' mortal span.
It's just so profane, nonsensical, stupid, blasphemous, and flat out bizarre..... and fuck me if I don't love the fucking fuck out of jesuss' nipples out of it.

The Wonder Years

Ah.  Those younger and more vulnerable years.  Remember when you were actually concerned about whether or not there'd be a pop quiz?  If that guy in your grade who was 5 years older than everyone else was gonna give you and friends shit today?  If girls boobs were as soft as they looked?  The time of our lives we all try to block from our memories.  Let's make a TV show about it!

Females in the New 52 or How I Learned that Sometimes Internet Trolls aren't Full of Shit

This is going to be an odd review because I'm commenting on something I saw mentioned than reviewing a specific book.  Get your helmets kids.  As a disclaimer, I do not claim to know anything about feminism.  I do not usually give a crap when things aren't exactly politically correct.  But..this just has to be said.

The New 52 is taking sexism in comics to a new level.  And with how prevalent is, I don't think its accidental. WARNING THERE WILL BE SPOILERS FOR THE NEW 52 BOOKS I DISCUSS, IT WONT BE PLOT RELEVANT BUT COULD BE SO DEAL WITH IT.

New 52 Justice League

So, as y'all know I'm a Batman guy.  But recently I got a crazy idea.  With the great stuff going on with the reboot of Batman...what about the rest of the reboot?

Red Dead Redemption

*dun-na na na, waa waa waa.  Dun na na na, waa waa waa*

Ok so whistling a classic movie theme doesn't work in a blog.  But the composition I tried to transcribe worse than a google voice mail up there is a theme song we all know.  Even if we don't like the genre or have never seen the movie.  It scores a classic of American Cinema.  The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.  

Borderlands 2

Oz, Why?  Why do you keep playing FPSRPG's if they're the combination of the two genre's you're worst at?

Because they aren't Call of Duty.

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